tapelessleopard:

Accidentally biting your cheek while you’re eating

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lostentirely:

inbox:

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

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deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

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dildotho:

one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet

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bl-ushed:

sometimes I think I’m better than everyone else but then I remember I am

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pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

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sexcit1ng:

my laptop is hotter than my sex life

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me: where do you live?
vegan: I'm a vegan
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yourfavouritecharacter-isdead:

please don’t unfollow me 
here have a snickers 

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you get a bit delusional when you’re hungry 

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bagmilk:

when your waiter comes out with food but it’s for another table

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