kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

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ernoticon:

*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*

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operate:

cravings:

when a teacher asks me a question and demands a super quick answer

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zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

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exactable:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

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pizza:

*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

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lasagna-delrey:

a b c d e f g h i j ayylmao p q r s t u v w x y z

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serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

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