gay8:

if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me

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oknope:

procrastination is my only talent

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whoredinarygirl:

if you think that i’ll stay on my laptop all day in my underwear you would be 100% right

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croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

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greetings:

when someone tries to kiss u but their breath stinks

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lamapalooza:

*sniffs air*
who unfollowed me

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eatingisfab:

why do i always feel like killing everyone

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babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

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neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

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